princecanute:

"so do you have a boyfriend?"

I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.

manaphy:

"pokemon is a game for children" yeah and taxes and bills are for adults so i think i know which one i prefer 

congratulations attractive male wearing glasses,

you’ve won a non stop flight to in my pants!

thatlittlegoodgirl;
A-Z. Do it.

hhhhHHHHHHHHH OKAY

Song Title Artist 

  • A: an uplifting song

Carry On FUN

  • B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep

Almost is Never Enough Ariana Grande ft. Nathan Sykes

  • C: a song from a soundtrack

Touch the Sky Brave 

  • D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character

Read All About It Emili Sandé

  • E: a song by a band I’ve seen live

Never Seen a Band Live Me 

  • F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point

Carry on My Wayward Son Kansas 

  • G: a song to party your butts off to

C’mon Ke$ha

  • H: a song that reminds me of my childhood

((With Soul)) Krusty Krab Pizza Spongebob

  • I: a song that gives me butterflies

Hello Karmin

  • J: a song by the beatles

Hey Jude ((Do i rlly need 2 repete meself))

  • K: a song I know all the lyrics to

Thick and Thin Bronze Radio Return

  • L: an instrumental song

Let it Go (Music Box) ((Insert the magical tumblr url that brought that song to me))

  • M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had

World Spin, Home Spun Bronze Radio Return

  • N: a song by a band I want to see live

What Would You Do Bastille

  • O: a melancholic song

Let Her Go Passenger

  • P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog

Say Something A Great Big World

  • Q: a song to drive to

Counting Stars One Republic

  • R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently

Vuelie Frode Fjellheim ft. Cantus

  • S: a song by a band of your choice

This is Gospel Panic! at the Disco

  • T: a lovesong

Angels Cry Mariah Carey

  • U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing

Maybe You’re Right Miley Cyrus

  • V: a non-english song

A Love to Kill K.Will

  • W: a song with an amazing music video

Just Give Me a Reason Sam Tsui

  • X: a cover

Here’s to Us Glee

  • Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)

Half a Heart One Direction

  • Z: a randomly chosen song

Your Body Christina Aguilera

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

kateybeewrites:

lyonsheart:

A: an uplifting song
B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep
C: a song from a soundtrack
D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character
E: a song by a band I’ve seen live
F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point
G: a song to party your butts off to
H: a song that reminds me of my childhood
I: a song that gives me butterflies
J: a song by the beatles
K: a song I know all the lyrics to
L: an instrumental song
M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had
N: a song by a band I want to see live
O: a melancholic song
P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog
Q: a song to drive to
R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently
S: a song by a band of your choice
T: a lovesong
U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing
V: a non-english song
W: a song with an amazing music video
X: a cover
Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)
Z: a randomly chosen song

THIS IS COOL!!

kateybeewrites:

lyonsheart:

  • A: an uplifting song
  • B: a song to listen to before you go to sleep
  • C: a song from a soundtrack
  • D: a song that reminds me of a fictional character
  • E: a song by a band I’ve seen live
  • F: a song that I’ve used as a ringtone at some point
  • G: a song to party your butts off to
  • H: a song that reminds me of my childhood
  • I: a song that gives me butterflies
  • J: a song by the beatles
  • K: a song I know all the lyrics to
  • L: an instrumental song
  • M: a song that hasn’t got a video but I wish it had
  • N: a song by a band I want to see live
  • O: a melancholic song
  • P: a song that I’d recommend you based on your blog
  • Q: a song to drive to
  • R: a song that I’ve listened to lots of times recently
  • S: a song by a band of your choice
  • T: a lovesong
  • U: a song that reminds me of a fictional pairing
  • V: a non-english song
  • W: a song with an amazing music video
  • X: a cover
  • Y: a song I’d send to my crush (imaginary, if you don’t have one)
  • Z: a randomly chosen song

THIS IS COOL!!

wemakeitburn:

Okay this needs some attention.
So I was on ifunny today just looking for some laughs when I come across this photo in the featured section. I immediately got super pissed off and I went to the comment section. To my surprise I saw that the top comment to this horribly sexist photo was telling women to get back in the kitchen. These men really think that women can’t drive and are lesser than them and are inferior. This is a huge wake up call to me that something needs to change in society. We may be physically different but that doesn’t mean that women are inferior to men. We are equal and deserve to be treated as such. This may not get any notes but I just wanted to share what really pissed me the fuck off.

fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

when he hits your prostate
— PLAYED 596,767 TIMES

sir-hathaway:

blowmeonelastkiss:

when he hits your prostate

goodbye.

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great